Clean Giraffe jokes

  
Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo
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Why did the giraffe leave work early?
To avoid the giraffic jam.
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Why are giraffe children so fat?
Because they CAN reach the cookie jar.
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Why isn't there an Easter giraffe?
They tried that one year but nobody could reach the eggs.
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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?
It takes them a while to swallow their pride.
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Why are giraffes tongues so long?
So they can clean their ears.
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Why don't giraffes climb mountains?
They're afraid of heights.
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What is the proper way to greet a giraffe?
High there! (look up and wave big)
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Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because their feet smell!
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Why did the giraffe sit next to the mouse?
Because the elephant was too afraid to.
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Why don't giraffes ever learn to swim?
Because it's easier just to walk on the bottom of the pool.
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Why aren't giraffes very religious?
When they get down on their knees to pray, the lions eat them.
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What did the clerk at the DMV say when she saw the Giraffe standing in line?
Necks!
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How do you put a Giraffe in the refrigerator?
Open the door,
take out the elephant,
put in the Giraffe,
close the door.
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what is the difference between a giraffe and a dead baby?
I dont own a giraffe
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Why do giraffes have long neckss?
cause they are compensating for their penises
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Why do giraffes have blue tongues?
Leopards got first choice.
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Why do giraffes sing in the rain?
Because they don't fit in the shower.
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Why did the giraffe cross the road?
To get to her convertible.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. Three to turn the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored balloons.
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How do you sneak a giraffe into school?
You hide it under your shirt.

Where do you buy such a shirt?
At the big and tall shop.
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Why don't giraffes like to go to the playground?
Because the monkeys use them for slides.
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When do giraffes have eight legs?
When there are two of them.
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Which side of a giraffe has the most spots?
The outside.

Which side of a giraffe has the most spots?
That's a leopard you're thinking of. Giraffes have patches.
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How many giraffes does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but don't let him borrow the stepladder.
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How can you tell if a giraffe has been in your refrigerator?
Hoofprints in the butter and all your Acacia leaves are missing.
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How do giraffes celebrate Bastille Day?
They hand cake through the bars to all the prisoners on the second floor.
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What is a giraffe's favorite holiday?
Arbor day. It has such tasty treats.
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Why did the giraffe sign up for the priesthood?
He felt a higher calling.
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Why did Prince Charming sell his charger and buy a giraffe?
Rapunzel got a haircut.
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How would the hardware store describe a giraffe?
A stepladder with freckles.
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What do crocodiles call a Giraffe with 3 legs?
Lunch!
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WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SHERMAN AND A GIRAFFE?
THERES ON PASTOR A ONE OF THEM.
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Why are all Giraffe jokes so lame?
The people who tell them!
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why did the giraffe drink coffee?
because he didn't want to drink water
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