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Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo
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Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth."
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Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it's a sin to play golf on Sundays?"
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin any day of the week!"
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Golfer: "Caddy, do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"
Caddy: "Yes, sir... Eventually."
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Why did the golfer carry an extra pair of pants in his bag?
In case he got a hole in one.
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Golfer: "Caddy, how do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but, personally, I prefer golf."

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