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A woman saw her husband with a fly swatter in the kitchen.

Wife: What are you doing?
Husband: Hunting flies.
Wife: Did you kill any?
Husband: 3 male and 2 female.
Wife (curious): How can you tell?
Husband: 3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone.
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Man: God, why did you make women so beautiful?
God: So you would love them.
Man: But why did you make her so dumb?
God: So she would love you.
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If a man speaks in a forest and no woman hears him is he still wrong?
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Scientists have just discovered something that does the work of five men:  a woman.
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