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If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine
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If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
You have the 2 you took, remember?
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How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
Only once. Then you're subtracting it from 20.
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What tools do you need for math class?
Multi-Pliers
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Why was the math book so sad?
It had too many problems.
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What does a math teacher eat?
Square meals
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