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Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo
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Did you hear about the 2-car pile-up in the Walmart parking lot?
50 Mexicans died.
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What do you call a Mexican with a new car?
A felon
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"You'll never catch me making fun of Mexicans. No way, Jose."
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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Just Juan
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What do you call a Mexican baptism?
Bean dip
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When a Mexican runs into a wall what is the first thing that hits?
His lawn mower!
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Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they always steal the green card.
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What do you call Mexicans on a trampoline?
Mexican jumping beans
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What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?
Borders
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Why do Mexicans have small steering wheels?
So they can drive with handcuffs on!
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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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What do you call a midget Mexican?
Paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.
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What do you call a Mexican who had his car stolen?
Carlos
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