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Why do women live longer than men?
Because they don't have wives.
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"My wife and I were very happy for 20 years. Then we met..."
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Jack: I let my wife make the first move the other night.
Mac: How did it go?
Jack: She went to California.
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Ken: My wife has a great personality.
Craig: Yeah, mine is ugly too.
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Husband: Darling, is there someone else?
Wife: Why are you asking me that?
Husband: You haven't nagged me all evening.
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Why didn't the man report it when he noticed his credit card had been stolen?
The thief was spending less than his wife.
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"My wife has more than kept her girlish figure... She's doubled it!"
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"My wife looks as beautiful today as the day we got married. It only takes her 15 minutes longer each morning to get there."
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I just let her sleep.
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What is the difference between a secretary and a wife?
Secretaries get a little behind at work. Wives get a big behind at home.
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My wife treats me like a God... Every evening at dinner I get a burnt offering!
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My wife has a contract to give lectures. It's called a marriage license.
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"Take my wife... please!"
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"My wife has calves only a cow could love."
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My wife does bird impressions... She watches me like a hawk.
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"I got a gun for my wife. It was best trade I ever made!"
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"My wife has been missing for 4 days. I'm not sure if she left me or went shopping."
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GET YOUR EX WIFE, EX GIRLFRIEND, EX BOYFRIEND AND SOLVE ALL TYPE OF PROBLEM THROUGH COVENANTSOLUTIONTEMPLE@GMAIL.COM. My name is Enoch Davies
.my wife and I got married 6 years ago and we were so much in love with each other, we have 2 kids(josh and rebecca). One day my wife came back home from her friends place and she told me that she wants us to file for a divorce that she's no longer interested in our marriage, i was surprise and everything seem to me like a joke. after then i tried all my best to get her back but there was no way. but to no avail, my heart was broken, i wondered whats happening .i was on facebook when i saw a post on how  Dr Ewan helped a lady to bring back her lost husband. i was scared but because i love my wife so much and I am ready to do anything to bring her back. I decided to give it a try by contacting him via email:covenantsolutiontemple@gmail.com, So when i contacted him i narrated everything to him and he said my case is not a serious one that my husband will come back to me within 18 hours if i believe in his power.he told me to do some things to do which i did before 18 hours, my wife called me on phone and was crying for forgiveness. right now we are now a new branded family with more happiness, we are even going on vacation on xmas. please if any one of you out there is passing through same issue in your marriage, relationship issues contact Dr Ewan today or call or add him on whatsapp on +234905735398 or check out his webpage http://allwomenstalk.com/p/58034af4f725a97d108b4569. contact him today on covenantsolutiontemple@gmail.com now.
. I will keep on sharing the good news about this. Thanks Dr.
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