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Requested in Childrens & Clean by JustMe
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Many women believe that the ultimate fantasy for men is to have two women at once. This is true but one is cooking and the other is cleaning!
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There are 3 types of women: the intelligent, the beautiful, and the majority.
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Why is it that women with the least principle get the most interest?
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What's long, hard and makes women groan?
An ironing board
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A woman's job is never finished. Maybe that's why they get paid less.
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How many men does it take to clean a bathroom?
None. That's a woman's job!
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"
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Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they smell bad!
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