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Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo
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Yo mama so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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Yo mama so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I'm wearing... I said Guess and she said Levi's.
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Yo mama so fat she works at the movie theater... as the screen.
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Yo mama so boring if she threw a boomerang it wouldn't come back to her.
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Your mama so stupid she got stuck in a supermarket over night and starved to death
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Yo mama so tall she can see her house from anywhere.
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Yo mama so old her social security number is 1.
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Yo mama so short when she sneezes she hits her head on the floor.
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Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
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Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
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Yo mama so lazy she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
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Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.
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Yo mama so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok.
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Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and then hit her head on the moon.
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Yo mama so tall when she is playing basketball she has to lie down to put the ball in the hoop!
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Yo mama so old her memory is in black and white.
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Yo mama so old she farts dust.
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Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her driver's license.
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Yo mama so short her best friend is an ant.
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Yo mama so fat when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party!
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Yo mama so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.
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Yo mama so stupid she ordered a cheeseburger at McDonald's and said "hold the cheese."
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to throw a rock at the ground and she missed.
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Yo mama so fat people run around her for exercise.
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