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Dental Hygienist: Something to do 'til you get knocked up.
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English: So you want to be a teacher?
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Creative Writing: Because job security is for pussies!
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Philosophy: Would you like fries with that?
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Art History: And you thought MAKING art was pointless!
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Premed: "I'll probably switch majors in a couple years."
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Film: Forks on the left, knives on the right.
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Photography: It's worth a shot.
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Political Science: Your opinion is wrong!
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Criminal Justice: We're here because of Law & Order reruns.
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Accounting: Selling your soul for money.
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Music Performance: If you don't hate yourself you're doing it wrong.
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Chemistry: Where alcohol is a solution...
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Information Technology: Let me google that for you!
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Anthropology: It'll get you laid but it won't get you paid!
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Nursing: Learning to save people's lives while struggling not to take your own!

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