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Computer Programming jokes

  
Requested in Science & Tech by Argo
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If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0.
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How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
"You're still thinking procedurally! A properly-designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class."
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A computer program does what you tell it to do - not what you want it to do.
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"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
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I wrote a program in lisp once... it wrote back to me.
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To err is human, to debug divine.
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How many people does it take to change an object-oriented light bulb?
Change it? Aw, shucks. I was going to reuse it.
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How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
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How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It's a hardware problem.
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How many software developers does it take to change a light bulb?
The light bulb seems to be working fine on our system...
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C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
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There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Where did the programmer go?
"He went DATA way!"
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project!
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How do you know someone's a real programmer?
By the keyboard-shaped dents in their forehead.
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A programmer solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
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