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Requested in Health & Beauty by MC Hacker
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A man is riding on a train and is carrying 3 babies. The lady next to him asks "are they your babies?" The man lowers his head and says "no, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints."
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A mother dials 911 saying "you have to come right away! My child swallowed a condom." As they start driving towards the house she calls back. Relieved, she says "you don't have to come after all - my husband found another."
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What do women and condoms have in common?
If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet.
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Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
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How many animals can you fit in a condom?
One cock, two bulls and as many hairs as you like.
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What is the difference between cricketers and condoms?
Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catch the drops.
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What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
One is a Goodyear and the other is a fucking goodyear!
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What is the difference between a condom and a coffin?
They both hold stiffs but one's coming and one's going.
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Why did the condom fly across the room?
It was pissed off!
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What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
Melt them to make a tire and call it a Goodyear.
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Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

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