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Why was the builder so short?
He had been contracting for a long time.
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Which part of the government is made of MDF?
The cabinet
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How did the cement mixer ruin the mortar mix?
He threw in the trowel.
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What keeps a roofing team together?
Trussed
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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say?
"Underlay! Underlay!"
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Why was work on the chimney delayed?
The contractor was at home with the flue.
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What do window and door manufacturers spread on their toast?
Jamb
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Why are renderers so fun to be around?
They're always getting plastered!

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