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How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past our feasibility study.
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Why do consulting companies have rules prohibiting sex between consultants and their clients?
To prevent their clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service!
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How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday!
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A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.
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