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Yo mama so fat she entered a fat contest and won 1st, 2nd, and 3rd prize.
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How did the lactose-intolerant man fare in the eating contest?
He won by a narrow margarine.
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Who is the world's greatest athlete?
The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.

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