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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumby.
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Mother: Why aren't you eating your Animal Crackers?
Son: The box said "Do not eat if seal is broken." I opened up the box and it was!
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If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, what are Girl Scout cookies made from?
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Mother: Did you eat all the cookies?
Son: I didn't touch one.
Mother: How can there only be one left?
Son: That's the one I didn't touch.
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These must be misfortune cookies...

 

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