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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem!
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When all else fails admit I'm right and kiss my ass!
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People have the right to be stupid but you're abusing that privilege!
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I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.
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You think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care!
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I just read Photoshop celebrated their anniversary. Hard to believe they've been helping the ugly since 1988!
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I'm not as stupid as you look.
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She's a few fries short of a Happy Meal!
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Have you been to the zoo? I mean, as a visitor...
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You're not a has-been... just a definite won't-be.
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I'd love to screw your brains out but it looks like someone beat me to it!
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If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart!
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I've seen people like you before but I had to pay admission!
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I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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Are you blonde because you're stupid or are you stupid because you're blonde?
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I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.
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