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Requested in Childrens & Clean by a contributor
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Twick
Twick who?
Twick or Tweet!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Rhoda
Rhoda who?
Row, Row, Rhoda boat...
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Tibet
Tibet who?
Early Tibet, early to rise.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
A broken pencil
A broken pencil?
Nevermind. It's pointless.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Illegal
Illegal who?
Illegal stay in the nest until he feels better.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Sally
Sally who?
Sally-brate the moments of your life
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Wade
Wade who?
Wade up little Susie!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
DOCTOR WHO?!
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