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How do you cancel an appointment at a sperm bank?
Just call them up and say you can't cum.
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Is that melted ice cream on your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
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What did the penis say to the vagina?
Don't make me cum in there!
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Cum on! Penis jokes are so old.
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Sex jokes are stupid.
I mean cum on people!
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What's a penis's favorite recipe?

Tummy pancakes!
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