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What is the difference between a walrus and a cunt?
One is wet, has a mustache, and smells like fish. The other is a walrus.
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what smells worse than an anchovy?

An anchovy's cunt.
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What is hairy outside, wet inside, starts with the letter "C" and ends with the letter "T?"
A coconut
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"I would call you a cunt but you lack the depth and warmth."
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Why is it called a pap smear?
Women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes!
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What is the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy?
When you're driving in the fog you can't see the asshole ahead of you.
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What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?

A pussy is warm, juicy and (hopefully) smells good and a cunt is what owns it.
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Hearbout the gynacologist who had cunt of a day
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