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Knock knock
Who's there?
Police
Police who?
Police open the door. I forgot my lunch!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Amish
Amish who?
A mish you too!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Adore
Adore who?
Adore is between us, let me in!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Alaska
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!
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Knock Knock,

Whos there,

Love

Love Who,

I LOVE YOU!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Lenna
Lenna who?
Lenna little closer and I'll tell you
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Plums
Plums who?
Plums me we'll always be friends!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Rena
Rena who?
Rena this bell doesn't do any good!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU who?
Don't ask who, because it's YOU!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
A little girl
A little girl who?
A little girl who can't reach the doorbell!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Dumbbell
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Grandad
Crap! Stop the funeral!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub... I'm dwowning!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Buch
Buch who?
Buch your arms around me and I'll tell you!
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Knock Knock Who's there Russian Russian who Vodka
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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cute

Cute who?

You

yes

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Knock Knock
Whose there
Boo
Boo who
Oh im sorry i didnt mean to make u cry
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knock knock,

who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you.
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Boy: what to hear a joke
Girl: sure
Boy: knock knock
Girl: who's there
Boy: marry
Girl: marry who
Boy: marry me
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Spain
Spain who?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Helena
Helana who?
Helena handbasket!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel?!
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knock knock
who's there
cash'
cash who
nah id rather have a peanut

-iyah delrosario
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knock knock
waddle
waddle who?
waddle i'll do without your smart mouth?(all of me)

-iyah delrosario
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Hi, I've lost my teddy, do you think you could cuddle with me instead?
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Bison
Bison who?
Bison girl scout cookies!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut worry, it's just a joke!
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there for the last time!!?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad i didn't say banana
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Yoda!
Yoda who?
Yo da man!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Obama!
Obama WHO?
You Got That Right!!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who ?
Dishes a very bad joke.
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boy: will u always remember me??
girl: yes!
boy: every single second of your life?
girl: of course!
boy: knock knock
girl: who's there?
boy: see? u forgot me!
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
pretty
pretty who
pretty you silly
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knock knock
who's there
cute
cute who
us together
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Shut up.
Shut up who?
Shut up you.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Flower
Flower who?
Flower you today?
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Goatee
Goatee who?
Goatee believe in magic!!! (Got to believe in magic)

-trixie del rosario
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knock knock
who's There?
happy
happy who?
happy birthday😘
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Cutie
Cutie who?
Cute u!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kendall.
Kendall who?
Kendall of you guys help me open the door? (Can all of you...)

-Gwenpai
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Are you an interior designer?
Because when you walked in, the entire room became beautiful as you :)
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Knock! Knock?
Ako maba
Ako maba who?
HAHAHAHA - you don't get,do you?
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Boy:Finally, I found her.
Girl: Your love?
Boy: Yeah
Girl: Where? Who?
Boy: Hey, look into my eyes and you see her reflection :)

-@bluestufflove
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Boy: Sometimes, I wish to marry her someday.
Girl: I'm sure she will.
Boy: You think?
Girl: Yes, because you are lovable.
Boy: Then, we should marry.
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Knock knock
Who's there
Apple
Apple who
 Apple you up
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knock knock Who'sthere? Your mom Your mom who your mom next to you
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doing later?
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girl: heyy! are u nervous for the test?
friend: yea! my heart even went bedok bedok
girl: need help? i stay in bedok afterall;)
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Knock knock
Whos there
Pauline
Pauline who
I think im pauline in love with you
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Knock knock
who's there
nanay ni wally
Nanay ni wally who
Nanay ni wally na ako sa forever!
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Love
Love who?
Love you, silly.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Mom
Mom who?
It's your mom
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Knock knock
Who's there?
The cow goes
The cow goes who?
Noo the cow goes moo
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Knock knock
Who's there?
I'm
I'm who?
My Girlfriend/Boyfriend

AshTheFox
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