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Tom: Who was that girl I saw you with last night?
Dick: Someone from school.
Tom: Teacher?
Dick: No, I didn't have to.
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Is a date a fruit or a vegetable?
You don't know until he's at the door.
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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.
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Girl: I've been out with dozens of boys and I haven't let one of them kiss me.
Mother: Oh? So which one was that?
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"Sorry, I don't date outside my species!"
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Personal ad: "Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship."
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"I knew things weren't going well when I asked my date if I could see her home and she got out a photograph."
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"At the end of our first date Maria told me I was crazy in the head. Why do women always want us to make a commitment?"
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There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
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What's the difference between eHarmony and Ancestry.com?
Nothing
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only have this little chance to tell you people about this powerful spell caster that brought back my lover to me within 3days. His name is dr obasi of the Shrine For Solution.My Husband left home since four months ago without even a call from him.I have cried for help but all that heard my cry kept on collecting my money without doing anything.A friend introduced me to dr obasi because he has helped her own sister in bringing back her lover.I contacted him, i cried so much and he heard my cried and he said he is for real and not like others.I want to confirm to you people that the following morning after he has started the work, my lover emailed me and also sent his friends to beg me not to be angry that should he come home? He is hungry and love to be with me. My lover is back and how do you expect me not to talk about dr obasi ? How on earth do you expect me to forget about him.You can contact him and he will do it for you, i assure you. His email address is obasispelltemple@gmail.com His cell number is +2349065671269.I am 101% sure that he will do it for you too because i know that there are so many people who needs help.We have made love and getting ready for a trip to Dubai. Thank you once again dr obasi, i will forever be greatful to you.and his web site is [obasispelltemple.yolasite.com] I am Stephanie Wilson from UK

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