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Requested in Adult & Dirty by If Then
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What is blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung!
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What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage!
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How do you make a man pregnant?
Stick a dead baby up his ass.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
It depends on how hard you throw them!
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What is funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.
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What is the difference between a pizza and a dead baby?
I don't fuck a pizza in the ass before I eat it.
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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.
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What is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off when you jump on the trampoline.
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What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!
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What is white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snow blower.
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What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
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What do you call a dead baby and six-week-old bread?
A Big Mac
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What do you call a dead baby in the middle of the ocean with no arms and no legs?
Fucked!
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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
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What crawls on the floor and can't fit in an elevator?
A baby with a javelin through its head!
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What is the difference between a dead baby and a tree?
One is legal to hit with an axe.
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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork
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What's better than a dead baby?
Two dead babies.
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what is red slimy and crawling up your leg?
a homesick abortion
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