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If a deaf child curses in sign language does his mother wash his hands out with soap?
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How many deaf people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pardon?
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1st guy: Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy?
2nd guy: Nope.
1st guy: Neither did he!
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Why do farts smell bad?
So deaf people can enjoy them too.
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If blind people wear dark glasses why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
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When a deaf person goes to court is it still called a hearing?
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Do kids that use sign language get in trouble for talking with their mouth full?
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Why do deaf women have to wear tight pants?
So you can read their lips
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"Mom! Deaf kids at school are making fun of me."
"What did they say?"
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