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What deer costs a dollar?
A buck
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What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods?
"I'll never do that for two bucks again."
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You might be a redneck if you've ever shot a deer from inside your house.
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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer
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What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
Still no eye deer
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What do you get when you cross a fawn with a hornet?
Bambee
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Why do male deer need braces?
Because they have buck teeth!
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What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1 and deer nuts are always under a buck.
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What do you call a blind deer?
No eye deer

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