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Why is the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
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If a word in the dictionary was misspelled how would you know?
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Did you hear about the new dictionary for masochists?
It has all the words but they're not in alphabetical order!
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Twerking and Selfie were just added to the dictionary. Future and Optimism have been removed...
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