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A woman asked her lover "will you keep fucking me this much even after marriage?" He replied "sure, if your husband doesn't object."
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The most popular sexual position among married couples is doggy style. The husband sits and begs while the wife rolls over and plays dead.
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How do you get a woman to stop blowing you?
Marry her.
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What do marriage and a tornado have in common?
They both start out with a lot of blowing, then sucking, and then next thing you know your house is gone!
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Wife says to husband :what does  your penis and life have in common ?
They are both to short.
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Wife says to husband : i know you are gay
Husband says : I ain't gay but my boyfriend is
Wife says: oh OK that's fine then.
SHE is DUMB !!!!!
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Wife says :Stop bumming me so hard its a pain in the ass. Husband says:  same with me
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Wife says:stop bumming me so hard its a pain in the ass. Husband says : no that's you
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Wife says : stop bumming me so hard its a pain in the ass. Husband says I'm used to  it
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A women's lover said  let's get married she said OK I'll ask my husband
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.my wife and I got married 6 years ago and we were so much in love with each other, we have 2 kids(josh and rebecca). One day my wife came back home from her friends place and she told me that she wants us to file for a divorce that she's no longer interested in our marriage, i was surprise and everything seem to me like a joke. after then i tried all my best to get her back but there was no way. but to no avail, my heart was broken, i wondered whats happening .i was on facebook when i saw a post on how  Dr Ewan helped a lady to bring back her lost husband. i was scared but because i love my wife so much and I am ready to do anything to bring her back. I decided to give it a try by contacting him via email:covenantsolutiontemple@gmail.com, So when i contacted him i narrated everything to him and he said my case is not a serious one that my husband will come back to me within 18 hours if i believe in his power.he told me to do some things to do which i did before 18 hours, my wife called me on phone and was crying for forgiveness. right now we are now a new branded family with more happiness, we are even going on vacation on xmas. please if any one of you out there is passing through same issue in your marriage, relationship issues contact Dr Ewan today or call or add him on whatsapp on +234905735398 or check out his webpage http://allwomenstalk.com/p/58034af4f725a97d108b4569. contact him today on covenantsolutiontemple@gmail.com now.
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