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Can I take you out to eat... unless you wanted me to eat you out?
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There's a party in my pants and you're invited!
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"I wish you were a pig."
"Why's that?"
"Cuz then you'd have six nipples!"
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Wanna be my new vacuum cleaner? Mine's not sucking or blowing right now!
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I just shit in my pants... Can I get into yours?
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My dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass?
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What spilled on you? Come here and I will!
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