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How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
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In a small redneck town the residents urge the sheriff to arrest the local homosexual. He was propositioning all the teenage boys in town.

The sheriff arrests the fag and tells him "OK, homo, you got 15 minutes to blow this town!"

The fag says "alright but I'm going to need at least a few hours!"
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Why do they bring a bucket of shit to a redneck wedding?
To keep the flies off of the bride.
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What is the definition of redneck foreplay?
"Wake up bitch!"
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How could the redneck mom tell that her daughter was on her period?
She could taste the blood on her son's dick.
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Teacher: Can you use the word 'handsome' in a sentence?
Redneck Girl: When I'm sucking dick and my jaw gets sore I use my handsome times.
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A hillbilly boy was on the porch and his daddy said " boy, it's high time ye learned bout sex!" the boy asked "what's that daddy" the man replied " ye see that hole in ye mama's ass...watch this!" The man began fuckin the shit out of the boy's mama. Then his sister walk's out and ask's" what are they uh doin jr?" the boy say's "it's sex!" She ask's "what's that?" the boy said "well...I'll just show ye. Ye see that hole in daddy's ass...WATCH THIS!!!"
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There is to kinds of country music there's country music and hillbilly if u listen to country you want to have sex with your family but if you listen to hillbilly you will want to have sex with a pig
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What do you call a redneck bursting into flames?
A Fire Cracker!
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Q. What do you call a redneck virgin?

A. A 7 year old who can run faster than her brother
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there were two rednecks drinking beer and redneck one asked redneck two you married yet? redneck two says not yet but we'll see in two months after the family reunion.
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Two rednecks are sitting on a porch, bored. Redneck 1 asks, "Wanna play a game called 20 questions? I write something down and you can ask 20 questions and try to guess the answer."
"OK" says Redneck 2.
Redneck 1 writes "donkey dick" on a scrap of paper, hides it in his hand and tells "Go ahead and ask the first question."
Redneck 2 thinks for a long time and asks, "Can ya eat it?"
Redneck 1 looks at the paper, thinks hard and says, "Yeah, I guess you could eat it."
Instantly and with great enthusiasm Redneck 2 shouts, "IS IT DONKEY DICK?!!"
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Whats something that only has 42 teeth? A bus full of 62 rednecks
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