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What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.
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How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
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Why do Jewish men like watching porno movies backwards?
They like the part where the prostitute gives the money back.
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What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year old buns.
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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street. A 13-year old boy walks in front of them.

The priest says to the rabbi "that boy is hot, isn't he? Let's screw him."

The rabbi replies "screw him out of what?"
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What do you call a black priest?
Holy Shit
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What did the Catholic dude do with his first 50 cent piece?
He married her!
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its the middle of winter, recess has just started two boys walk over to a snow bank, unzip their pants and stick their penis's in the snow. a nun walks by and see's whats going on , immediately yells, "Boys what are you doing?" One boy turns his head and responds with, "Father Micheals said he wanted a couple of cold ones after class."

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"Your about to fuck a christian girl. Do you use a condom?"
No,god will protect us.
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