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Yo mama so skinny she inspires crack whores to diet.
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Yo mama so stupid she got fired from a blow job!
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Yo mama so ugly when she was born her mother said to her husband "DAMN I should have just gave you head!"
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Your cock is like smaller than a tic-tac.
Yeah dude, that's why yo mama's breath is so fresh all the time!
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Yo mama so ugly yo daddy's breath smells like shit cause he'd rather kiss her ass.
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Yo mama so fat she masturbates to cookbooks.
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Yo mama so nasty she got a dick transplant just to fuck herself!
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Yo mama so ugly you can fuck her in any position and it's still doggy style!
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Hey, if I wanted a comeback I'd just wipe it off yo mama's chin!
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Yo mama so damn ugly the last time she heard a whistle was right before the freight train ran over her face!
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Yo mama so fat when she masturbates it looks like a 3-way!
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Yo mama so short she can suck my dick standing up.
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Yo mama like a doorknob everybody gets a turn.
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Yo mama so nasty she sucks dick for food stamps!
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Yo mama so short she hooks up with Lego men
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Your mamma is so good ,that she cleans my dick everyday with her mouth
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You momma is so stupid the fucked Trump instead of the duck.
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your mama is so stupid,she thought nickleback was a refund
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Yo mama so STUPID she studied for a drug test,by taking all of the drugs.
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Yo Mama so Ugly, when shr went to the srip club, she was paid to keep her clothes ON
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