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Yo mama so old she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party!
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What is the difference between a DJ and a US savings bond?
The bond will eventually mature and earn money.
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How many DJ's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
23. 2 to hold the ladder, 1 to climb it and screw the bulb in, and the rest sitting there with their arms folded thinking they could do it better.
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What is the difference between a DJ and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching!

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