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Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
To stop his coffin.
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Why is Dracula a good artist?
Because he's so good at drawing blood!
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How did the ghost say goodbye to Dracula?
So long sucker!
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What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Bloodhound
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Why didn't Dracula get married?
He never met a nice ghoul.
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How did Dracula describe his girlfriend?
"It was love at first bite."
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What happened when Dracula broke up with his girlfriend?
They remained just good fiends.
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