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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer
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"Hey, how late does the band play?"
"About a half beat behind the drummer."
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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on their car dashboards?
So they can park in handicapped spots!
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Johnny: I want to be a drummer when I grow up!
Mother: Sorry Johnny, you can't do both.
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Dom: Why do you hang around with that drummer?
Sam: Beats me!
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How do you make a drummer leave your front door?
Pay him for the pizza!
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What is the difference between a pizza and a drummer?
A pizza can feed a family of 4.
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What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to plug one of them in before it sucks!
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How do you confuse a drummer?
Put a sheet of music in front of him.

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