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Describe the importance of elections in today's society.
They are very important. Sex can only happen if a male gets an election.
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Name the 4 seasons.
Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
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What is the meaning of the word ‘benign?'
Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
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What is a seizure?
A famous Roman emperor.
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What guarantees can a mortgage company insist on?
If you're buying a house they will insist you are well endowed.
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What is a fibula?
A small lie.
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Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon?
Because he was dead.
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When did Julius Caesar die?
A couple days before his funeral.

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