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Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?
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Did you hear about the dyslexic lawyer?
He studied all year for the bra exam.
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A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic rabbi?
He walked around everywhere saying "Yo!"
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What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexics Association
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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia...
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What does a dyslexic agnostic say when he wakes up in the middle of the night?
Is there a dog?
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Lysdexia: a peech imspediment we live to learn with
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Woman: Why do you want to 96?
Man: I'm sexually dyslexic.
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Dyslexics have more fnu!
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There's a new organization called DAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia.
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Pat: When did you first realize you were dyslexic?
Tom: I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
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Dyslexics of the world untie!
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What do you call a car that turns the wrong way when you're steering?
A Dyslexus
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Dyslexia: it can warn without striking!
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If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.
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Roses are blue,
Violets are red,
I'm dyslexic.
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