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Requested in Cooking & Food by MC Hacker
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What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up!
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What are 3 problems with being an egg?
1. You only get laid once.
2. The only woman to sit on your face is your mother.
3. It takes 4 minutes to get hard.
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What do bad chickens lay?
Deviled eggs
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"We were poor when I was growing up so all we ate was scrambled eggs. My mother would put an egg on the table and we'd all scramble for it!"
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How do you make an egg roll?
You push it.
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A boiled egg is hard to beat!
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What did the chicken say when she saw the scrambled eggs?
"There go my crazy, mixed-up kids!"

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