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Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
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What is the difference between Election Day and Thanksgiving day?
On Thanksgiving you get a turkey for the day. On Election Day you get a turkey for 4 years.
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If voting really could change anything it would be illegal.
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