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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
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The trouble with engineers is you give them a centimeter and they take a kilometer.
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What is the definition of an engineer?
Someone who lacks sufficient personality to be a CPA.
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What is an engineer?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
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What was the happy structural engineer's philosophy?
I-beam, therefore I am.
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What did the mechanical engineer do when an air conditioning pipe was flying towards him?
Duct

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