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A reporter asks an astronaut who is in orbit "do you feel safe up there?" "Not exactly," the astronaut replies. "I'm stuck on top of 20,000 parts. Each one was supplied by the lowest engineering bidder!"
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Three engineering students are having an argument...

1st Student: The human body was designed by an electrical engineer because of the perfect nerves and synapses.
2nd Student: No. It had to be a mechanical engineer. It's an ingenious system of levers and pulleys.
3rd Student: You're both wrong. The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would put a toxic waste pipe through a recreation area?
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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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