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A man meets a gorgeous cougar at a bar. They go back to her place for a night of passion. Afterwards the cub rolls over and asks how it was for her. "See those 3 shelves of teddy bears. Take any prize on the bottom shelf" the cougar says.
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Every woman should hang on to her youth. But not while he's driving!
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When women like younger men they're cougars.
When men like younger women they're pedophiles.
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What is a cougar who works as hard as a man called?
Lazy
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When women like younger men they're cougars.
When men like younger women they're a Tyga.
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