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Feminist jokes

  
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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
That's not funny!!
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How many women's libbers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to consider the sexual implications.
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What do you say to a woman with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits. Bitch."
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Why did God make lesbians?
So feminists wouldn't breed.
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Feminists are ok. I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one!
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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
19. One to screw in the light bulb and the other 18 to make a documentary called "Coping with the Darkness."
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What's the difference between a feminist and a puppy?
The puppy stops whining after it grows up!
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What's the difference between a sumo wrestler and a feminist?
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs!
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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Trick question... Feminists can't change anything!
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Q. What do you call a college/university with mainly women's studies and psychology majors?
A. Hippocampus
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Q: what do you call a feminist on the beach?
A: a beached whale
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Why did the woman cross the road?
Why was she out of the kitchen in the first place?
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i eat poo
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