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Fishing jokes

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"I used to be a professional fisherman but then I discovered I couldn't live on my net income..."
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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What is the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?
A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
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"I just swallowed a fishing lure," Ed said with baited breath.

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