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What can you never eat at breakfast?
Dinner or lunch.
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What's the problem with nosy peppers?
They're jalapeno business!
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Why did the mustard lose the race to the relish?
Because he couldn't ketchup.
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What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
"Close the door, I'm dressing!"
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
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An Englishman ordered the soup du jour in a New York City restaurant. The waitress brought it to him to his dismay. "What is this?" he asked.

"Why, it's bean soup," she replied. "I don't care what it has been," he stammered. "What is it now?"
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How do you keep a bagel from getting away?
Put lox on it.
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Where did the vegetables go to get drunk?
The salad bar
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"I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar!"
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How was pasta invented?
Someone used their noodle!
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Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
They're already stale bread.
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"Here you get 3 square meals a day."
"No, I don't. The plates are round."
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How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
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Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?
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Why is a square meal served on round plates?
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Waiter: Do you want jalapenos or bell peppers?
Customer: I don't care. It's all green to me.
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Where do hamburgers go to dance?
To a meatball
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What happened to the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.

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