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"I bet you I could stop gambling."
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What is gambler's heaven?
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
He was on a roll.
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"I'm betting on Pete Rose getting into the Hall of Fame before Roger Clemens. The problem is so is Pete."
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