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What is green and runs around a garden?
The hedge
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"My wife works over-thyme in her herb garden until it's time to cummin."
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What is a plant's favorite year in school?
Kinder-garden
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Why did the garden go on strike?
It had a picket fence.
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What is green and jumps around in your garden?
A spring onion
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