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How do you know a girl has been to a boring party?
She comes home with the same amount of lipstick she left with.
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Girl: My boyfriend tells everyone he's marrying the most beautiful girl in the world!
Mother: That's such a shame. I thought he liked you!
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If gravity exists why is it harder to drop a girl than to pick one up?
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Pick-up line: What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
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Mike: What do you first notice in a girl?
Brian: It depends on which way she's facing!
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What do you call a girl on the horizon?
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Good girls are just bad girls that never get caught.
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