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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
He couldn't get to sleep at night wondering if there really was a dog!
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If God didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of food.
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Nathan: What are you doing?
Tara: I'm praying. I'm talking to God.
Nathan: Well, why did they put me in the loony bin when God talked back to me?
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If God dropped acid would he see people?
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God did not create the world in 7 days. He just messed around for 6 days and then pulled an allnighter!
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The more you complain the longer God makes you live...
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Why did God create men first?
So he could learn from his mistakes.
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If you were talking to God and he sneezed what would you say to him?
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God must love stupid people. He made SO many!
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I'm in full God Mode...

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I was God once. It was going really well until everyone died.
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