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Golf jokes

  
Requested in Sports & Hobbies by Argo
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One golfer says to his caddy "I played so badly all day I'm going to drown myself in that lake." The caddy replies "I doubt you could keep your head down that long!"
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The golfer says to his caddy "I have never played this badly before."  The caddy says "I didn't realize you had played before, sir."
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The problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.
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What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour
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Golfer: My wife says she's leaving me if I don't give up golf.
Friend: What are you going to do?
Golfer: Miss her like hell!
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George: Why did you get into a fight with your golf instructor?
Tom: He said my performance was sub-par.
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What's the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball!
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What is the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
The golfer goes WHACK ... FUCK!
The skydiver goes FUCK! ... WHACK!

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