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T-Shirt: I don't need sex. The government fucks me every day.
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If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?
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The bad news is the government has shut down. What's worse is it might start up again.
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We're in the middle of a government shutdown. That must be why we've seen absolutely no difference at all!
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The bad news is the government is predicting a serious recession. The good news is that the government hasn't been right yet.
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Why don't they let government workers look out the window in the morning?
So they will have something to do in the afternoon.
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A penny saved is a government oversight.
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For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
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Why are America's parks administered by the Department of the Interior?
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Today's school kids are spending less time at recess than those before them. Experts say that if this trends continues future Congressmen may not have enough experience goofing off.
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