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The past, the present and future walk into a bar. Then things get tense.
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What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses
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When were there only 3 vowels?
Before U or I were born.
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What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus
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Is there another word for synonym?
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The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.
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English teacher: You, boy! Give me two pronouns.
Little Johnny: Who? Me?
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A metaphor is like a simile.
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What is the capital of Washington?
The W
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